In case anyone is curious what college is like 😅✌
chillin on a Saturday night
I'm Laney
chillin on a Saturday night
Calm down jojo
Thats gotta be the sickest burn ive ever read holy fuck
this post appears once every million years
I kept hoping someone else would one up me and I’d have to escalate even further but nobody has.
Anyone remember my post about my three day old baby goat named Zinnia? Well this is her now. All grown up! With 2 three day old babies of her very own. Slipping on the same slide she did 😂🤗😍
Y'all made it seem like drinking 8 cups of water was supposed to cure my depression y'all r all liars
drink more water
coconut oil
cum
Suck a dick
black soap
eat ass

My mom has ADD and she gets distracted super easily. I hated middle school with a passion and my school had a front entrance and a back entrance. So sometimes I would wait until my brother was getting out of the car and tell my mom I wanted to be dropped off at the other entrance. Before we got out of the parking lot to whatever entrance we dropped my brother off at I would start talking to her about an interesting topic and get her distracted enough that she would just start driving home. Usually we would get halfway home and she would realize she didn’t drop me off. Then she would say “fuck it… we’re playing hooky” and she would just take me home.